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My last three weeks in list form
By ella | October 22, 2006
These are some of the search terms I have typed into Google recently.
Baby won’t eat and failing to thrive
Can antibiotics suppress a baby’s appetite
Long term consequences of a baby failing to put on weight
Urinary tract infection, micturating urethrocystogram and urinary reflux
Will it hurt when they push a catheter into my baby’s penis
Will I cry when they push a catheter into my baby’s penis and he screams
Bullying in reception class/kindergarten
What legal obligation is there to keep my child safe in school
How to deal with a passive-aggressive head teacher
Could I home-educate without losing my sanity
Local education authority procedure for changing schools
Middle child attention seeking behaviour, middle child syndrome
(reason to have another child if ever there was one - although does that just give me two middle children?)
Child in pain with chickenpox blisters all over head and torso
My baby won’t stop crying, chickenpox prevents eczema treatment
How to amuse two children and a baby recovering from chickenpox
Why are children excluded from school with chickenpox when they have probably already infected everyone and the parents bring those same children over to catch it anyway
Why the hell doesn’t the UK offer the chickenpox vaccine
Chronic sleep deprivation
How much sleep can I do without before I end up comatose or possibly killing someone unintentionally (or possibly intentionally)
Which is worse torture: chronic sleep deprivation or three hideously behaved children
Yes, the last three weeks have been fun.
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11 Comments
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Oh, honey! It sounds like you’ve been through hell. I’m hereby crossing my fingers that you’ve gotten all the crazy out of the way now, and things start settling down.
Shall I send wine and chocolate?
Darling, you need a spa day! Heck, you need a spa week!! Although, I’m certain that you would settle for ten hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Wish I could help take some of the pressure off. Let me know if you get any good answers to those queries!
Sounds like you’re maxing our your insurance deductible over there–so many things going wrong! Hope it starts to look up soon and that everyone feels better!
In the words of D:Ream: Things can only get better.
Oh crap. Sounds like you’ve really been through the wringer.
Hope the next few weeks get better… a LOT better!!!
Now I know why you haven’t blogged in a while. Hope things get back on track soon!.
Hope things go better for you all this week. Hang in there…I’ll be sure and say a prayer for you…In the meantime have yourself a nice glass (bottle) of wine.
Yikes, you could really do with a break. Chickenpox vaccination is available in NZ but isn’t subsidised, so not many are willing to fork out about eighty bucks for it.
Hope you have more pleasant things to Google soon.
What a bitch of a month! You summed it up brilliantly though. I’m equal parts entertained and sympathetic.
Oh man, Ella. I’m sending good vibes across the ocean. Karma owes you big time now so the next three years should be nothing but good.
i’d like to say that things have to get better but i fear that would sound trite. you’ve been to hell and sound like you’re only halfway back. lots of love and special thought coming your way …